Uber Shenanigans

 Adventures in Uber:

My Uber driver tonight is an Indian gentleman that is currently playing Gospel Country.

Gospel.

Country.

That they're singing off key I feel I should add.

This magical adventure began with my Uber driver stopping at the edge of my driveway.

After I walk up to the car he asks if it's my home and I'm sure I want to leave.

Understanding a foreboding sidequest is ahead, I prepare for adventure.

Adventure at 50 mph.

On the highway.

With his left blinker on the past 4 miles.

Upon entering the car, he and if I still want to go. After assuring him I wish to proceed with tonight's adventure, he asks where I'm going.

I give him the name.

He asks where that is.

I look up the address. And then he calls me.

I let it go to voicemail, explaining I'm already in the car.

He asks if I'm Gideon.

I assure him that I am, pointing that this indeed my house and I indeed wish to leave to yonder destination.

And we are off, his phone still on my voicemail, and his hazards on.